Friday, August 18, 2006

Man Predicts World Wide Disaster to Cambridge City Council

I just picked up the following letter from the Cambridge City Clerk's office. The letter was sent to the City Council by Cambridge resident Peter Valentine and placed as a communication item on the August 7th City Council agenda:

Three predictions have been made at different dates by parties unknown to each other, on dates that are exactly the same. August 3rd, August 9th, August 13th.

One part is well known worldwide and in the past has been very accurate.

The predictions have crystallized into the following.

Aug. 3rd a massive ecological disaster affecting the entire planet.

Aug. 9th an earthquake in Northwest America.

Aug. 13th a nuclear attack inducing all hell to break out.

After more than 37 years of evolution I am familiar with the nature of handling force and large forces as well and am familiar with the primal laws that govern such, for all these events although different in nature are a manifestation at room, of the single power of Primal Force.

I and the principles for which I stand will take every action to see that North America remains secure.

However these kinds of large events are judgments of Heaven and may only be altered when Heaven senses that a force knows and abides by its rules, for Heaven like all thing is interested in protecting its own.

Therefore, even though North America may be spared, Heaven's judgment force may still register upon the Earth somewhere else.

It is my sense that if that happens there will be among the Earth's populace world wide anxiety, fear and panic.

Therefore I advise that all North American forces go on to immediate preparation and alert on those dates to gently keep order and calm the public with the message that since nothing has happened to them therefore they should keep calm and continue on with Life's Important Activities and to also to engage in prepatory [sic] coordination activities with other nations and local communities.

At this moment of course, tyranny will attempt to take over.

I will not allow that.

Peter Valentine


I'm not quite sure who Peter Valentine is, but Rob Winters of the Cambridge Civic Journal refers to him as the "Wizard of Franklin Street". A quick Google search turns up this gem, a 1990 article from MIT's student newspaper, The Tech, about a case before the now defunct Cambridge Rent Control Board:

Peter Valentine, a resident of Blanche St. for over 20 years, was called to the stand to represent the intangible hardship that will be suffered by tenants due to a relocation that may no longer have a purpose.

Valentine began his testimony by stating that he could not be moved from his home because he was currently in karma with his energy fields and relocation may jeopardize this karma.

Although Lewis had objected to all presentations put forth by the other side up until this point, he allowed Valentine to present a one page speech he had prepared as additional testimony.

This speech was accompanied by unsubmitted evidence, including a bag of gray hair which Valentine claimed had been his own and a display of other hairs which he said showed that he had found a way to turn grey hair back to its natural color without the use of chemicals. "In other words, to reverse the aging process," he said.

Valentine claimed that if research like his were occurring at MIT, all efforts would be made to accommodate the researcher. He believes that he must remain at his current residence in order to continue his research.


Thank God we're so safe here in Cambridge, being protect by such powerful men as Mr. Valentine. I assume his warning to the Cambridge City Council is what prevented such disaster from occurring in early August.

Now if he could only prevent impending "disaster" a little closer to home...